What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Common Jokes
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
