Common

Common jokes

Rip-off

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.

Ben 10

Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.

Woman

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Home

What does a stray cat/dog have in common?

Both of them don't have a home!

Emo kid

What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?

They're both gay and use knives.

Mom

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

Tomato

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

Theyโ€™re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

Christian

What do Christians and gays have in common?

They both say, โ€œOh Godโ€ when they get on their knees.

Friend

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

Cheese

Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.

The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.

In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.

Priest

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

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  • Gun

    What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

    The bear has common sense not to fire it.

    Cigarette

    What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

    They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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  • Chick

    What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

    Theyโ€™re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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  • 9/11

    What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

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