Common jokes
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!