Common jokes
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.