What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
whats does dark humor and a child with cancer have i common?
that i will never get old.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What does an Orphan not have in common with a criminal’s, criminal’s are wanted
What do windows have in common with my wife’s legs? They’re easy to open
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
(it said post common jokes)
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
There both mc lovin what there eating.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
