Common jokes
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.