Common jokes
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.