Common jokes
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.