Common jokes
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.