Common

Common jokes

Girl

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

Wife

What does a wife and a boombox have in common?

They only work when you beat them.

Apple

You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?

We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.

Danger

What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.

Bird

What do autistic retards and birds have in common?

They both flap their arms, lol.

Dick

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

Redneck

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

Asian

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Oyster

What's the definition of disgusting?

Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!

People

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

People

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Shooting

What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.

Sex

What's a native chick say after sex?

"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"

Crash

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

Cheat

Q: What do men and math tests have in common?

A: They get cheated on.