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Stepfather

My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.

My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."

People

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

Girl

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

Wife

What does a wife and a boombox have in common?

They only work when you beat them.

Apple

You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?

We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.

Danger

What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.

Bird

What do autistic retards and birds have in common?

They both flap their arms, lol.

Dick

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

Redneck

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

Asian

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Oyster

What's the definition of disgusting?

Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!

People

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

People

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Shooting

What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.

Sex

What's a native chick say after sex?

"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"