Common jokes
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?
Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.