Common jokes
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What do dogs and lesbian women have in common?
They're both lickers and called a bitch.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
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What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.