What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
Common Jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
