What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Common Jokes
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
