Common

Common Jokes

what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Girl: come over. Orphan: I can’t Girl: my parents aren’t home. Orphan: oh cool something we have in common.

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?? Panera sed.

Pussys and tits have one thing in common they both made for kids but men end up licking them or suckling them

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common. They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!