What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What does a "Smart Russian", and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer; Non-Existance!
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
what do micheal jackson and a plastic bag have in common
they both are plastic and like kids
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?? Panera sed.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
