What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
what do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What do Jesus and I have in common? No one knows my real bday either
What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common? Dogs get loved
What does a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What does an Orphan not have in common with a criminal’s, criminal’s are wanted
What does an Orphan not have in common with a criminal's, criminal's are wanted
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.
What does dead people and often it’s having common because they can’t see the family
What does off-limits have in common with dead people because they can’t see their family
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
(it said post common jokes)
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes
