Common jokes
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.