What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
what do depression and suicide have in common
nothing there both hanging
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
