Common jokes
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.