what do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
they blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common
They are both twisted.
what does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
absolutely nothing.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common? They both squeal when you throw them.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common
They have no why homeπΉ
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, weβre both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling
What's common between a feminist and a knife? They both stay in the kitchen.
One thing that Miles Morales and black men have in common is that their both rip-offs
π· πΊ What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are βοΈ white christian nationalist? They both thank you for your financial support π π π π π π π π π° π° πΈ πΈ
What do a mole and a eagle have in common? They live under ground except the eagle. Lol. .
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist? They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old
What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked
what do birds and autistic people have in common? they both flap their arms
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy"
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What do iphones and the Titanic have in common? Theres no Jack!
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
