My Jokes are so dark that i am surprised that the cops didnt shot they yet
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What are the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
i told my friend an egg joke yesterday he thought it was eggcelent.
What do you call a funny chicken? A comedi-hen!
why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9 so what was 10😱 scar of because him was in the middle of 9 11
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree
A leaf
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
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Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!
Rachel: alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
What did god say to the black person Oops I burned one😳
Not racist just funny
Spend all night in a dark humour webpage
Go to orphanage today and read it to them And I'm sure if you go to school for disabled children, they should understand it
Michael Has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were tommy age 9, and Bobby, 11
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
in the new grinch the whos would say he stole christmest get him then the grinch said im a orphan that changes everything the whos said what would they do if max was a orphan
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean seriously haven't you got something better to tell
Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING youtuber! (i cant believe he is still alive!)
