Comedy jokes
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
your mom
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
What is the similarity between a joke and food? Some people just don't get them!
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
None of these jokes really took off.