Comedy jokes
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.