Comedy

Comedy Jokes

Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.

Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

Snake one: Are we venomous?

Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?

Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)

Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "๐Ÿ‘Œโ˜ผโš โœŒโ˜ผโ˜œ โœกโš๐Ÿ•† ๐Ÿ’งโ˜œโ˜ผโœ‹โš๐Ÿ•†๐Ÿ’ง โ˜ผโœ‹โ˜โ˜Ÿโ„ โ˜ โš๐Ÿ•ˆโœ"

A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, โ€œStop making me laugh! Iโ€™m gonna puma pants!โ€