Comedy

Comedy Jokes

once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shelleriouse.

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!