Comedy jokes

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.

What is a Russian joke?

Something that will be funny for Russian people.

What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?

A Citroën C4.

What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.

Josh: Tell me something funny.

Mark: My life.

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.

The world is a freaking rape joke.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

Because there's too many ears.

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Me and my friend were duck hunting.

He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?

'Cuz he's the Father!!!

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.