Comedy jokes

What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.

What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?

A Citroën C4.

What is a Russian joke?

Something that will be funny for Russian people.

Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

Josh: Tell me something funny.

Mark: My life.

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.

The world is a freaking rape joke.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

Because there's too many ears.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."