What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
My friend:What are you doing Me:I ́m making holy water My friend:How? Me:I ́m boiling the hell out of it.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
what do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"
Q:why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
How is this joke and the kid with cancer alike? It never gets old.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times! Me: heeheegypt
What You Call a magic owl? Hoo Dini
Why did the banana like the movie Because it was apeeling
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
I would make a joke about Kobe but I don't think it would fly very well
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle
i would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
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