Comedy jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.

Josh: Tell me something funny.

Mark: My life.

What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...

We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.

What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?

A Citroën C4.

What is a Russian joke?

Something that will be funny for Russian people.

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.

The world is a freaking rape joke.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

Because there's too many ears.

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

Me and my friend were duck hunting.

He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.