Comedy jokes

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.

Josh: Tell me something funny.

Mark: My life.

What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...

We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.

What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?

A Citroën C4.

What is a Russian joke?

Something that will be funny for Russian people.

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.

The world is a freaking rape joke.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

Because there's too many ears.

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?

She closes the car door.

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

Me and my friend were duck hunting.

He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."