Comedy jokes
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^