Comedy jokes
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Funny.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.