Comedy jokes
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Memes
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!