Comedy jokes
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Cooper is funny.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.