Comedy jokes
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
kiibati orojo?
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...