Comedy jokes
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Memes
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Cooper is funny.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Funny.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.