I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning :3
me: why am i an orphan friend: idk me: ask you mom
- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him. When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded '' I don't know it all happened so fast''.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience
2 Asian people have a black baby
someting wong
I don't know what to write here just like
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?" The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
I’d tell you a Chinese joke but it’s wong
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Biggest joke?
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What do you Call a guy that’s high in a wheelchair A baked potato
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
What Did The Shark Say When He Ate The Clownfish? This Tastes A Little Funny.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Right I have a dog and his name is syndrome and when ever he is Good I go back good syndrome but when ever he is naughty I go Down syndrome
John say a Gay in a wheel chair
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable"
I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk... oh come on don’t be hard boiled
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke...
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is
