Comedy jokes
Boner.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.