What type of comedy can't steven hawking do?
STAND UP COMEDY
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favourite Eminem song? A. Till I collapse.
I Bet you like Men
I rate it 9/11
this is a short joke! this short joke is long. nice joke Mr. Steve
me:knock knock another person(op) op:who's there me:hatch op:hatch who me:bless you =) op:but i didn't sneeze me:you just don't get a joke do you
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
Who is the least young Dave Daveon
I would tell a 9/11 joke but it would probably go up in flames
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
What comes after 69 Period
whats the difference between a gay man and a freezer. a freezer doesnt scream when you put meat inside it
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
What’s worse than running with scissors? Scissoring With the runs
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Yo hairline caused corruption
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
the first ever joke : https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning
