What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Comedy Jokes
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Cooper is funny.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
