Comedy jokes
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
kiibati orojo?
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.