Comedy jokes
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?