Comedy

Comedy jokes

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Man

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Woman

Q: What are women better than men at doing?

A: Winning arguments.

Q: What are men better than women at doing?

A: Winning swimming titles.

Plane

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

God

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Pokémon

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Movie

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Booty

Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.

Mineta: Go on.

Denki: Uraraka's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it.

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: ^cries T_T^

Actor

Why did the actor fall through the floor?

He was just going through a stage!

Tire

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

Egg

What's the difference between you and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Shooting

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.