Comedy jokes
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Memes
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
kiibati orojo?
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.