Comedy jokes

So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

Goofy ahh jokes below.

How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?

None.

Because I don't make jokes.

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!

I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!

What's your mom on?

Deez nuts!

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

Draw deez nuts.

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.