Comedy

Comedy jokes

Friend

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

Difference

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

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  • People

    Some people think incest jokes are funny.

    I just think it's all relative.

    Morbid humor

    What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."

    Step

    How to fall down stairs.

    Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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  • God

    Steven Hawking said there is no God,

    Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.

    Answer

    Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.

    Hairline

    I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

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  • Blonde joke

    A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."