Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Steven Hawking said there is no God, Then God said there is no Steven Hawking
Someone asked me why I'm Still here...the answer is simple I don't want to be used as a school assembly
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
best friend makes 9/11 joke
you: hey my dad was inside the tower
best friend: im sorry
you: I always knew he was a great pilot
Whats starts with M and end with arriage?
Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child
A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
"Knock knock." Orphan: "Who's there?" "Not your parents."
Yes I’m CUTE
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
My life
Tell me when you get it
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
Some people think incest jokes are funny. I just think it's all relative.
Friend:How dark is your humor? Me:It picks cotton
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.
