Comedy jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
oh my god guys
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
I rate it 9/11.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes