Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
your mom
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
