Comedy jokes

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!

Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?

Because he is Stephen HAWKings.

I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.

Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!

Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?

Snover1: There's snow in the way.

Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.

Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!

"AAAAARRRGGH!!"

Squirtle: Who is that?

Snover2: That is Snow.

Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!

Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!

"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"

"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"

Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!

Stephen Hawking tried comedy.

His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."

Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Why do people hate abortion jokes?

It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.

All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

Like this.

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.