Comedy jokes
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!