Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
Comedy Jokes
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
lol
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
your mom
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.