Comedy jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
I love silly jokes.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
"Giggity."
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
kiibati orojo?
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
DEEZ NUTS!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂