Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
your mom
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
