Comedy

Comedy jokes

Oven

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

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  • Loneliness

    What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

    Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

    Memes

    Mom

    Moms:OMG THAT JOKE IS SO FUNNY😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣.The Joke:

    A yellow minion with spiky hair, wearing blue overalls and black gloves, is standing with a surprised look on his face. The text 'MINIONSWITZE' is visible behind him.

    Mailman

    Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.

    The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"

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  • Dark Humor

    Rules of Dark humor:

    1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.

    2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.

    3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.

    I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.

    - Sincerely, Zane

    Roast

    I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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  • MVP

    MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

    In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.

    Bet

    Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

    Man

    If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.

    North Korea

    I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

    Robbery

    So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.