Comedy jokes
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
I am funny.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Worst joke.
What do you call a bad pun? The pun is not punny!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.