Comedy Jokes

My friend; you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head

All my jokes are cys for help

INCLUDING THIS ONE

I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered..

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes.. bro it's not that deep

What's the best thing about abortion jokes?

They never get old.

Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers

What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn't know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.