Comedy jokes

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.

Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

A: They tend to crash and burn.

I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

They never get old.

These gags are killing me!

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!

Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: They're not even that deep.

What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Dark humor is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?

I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?