Comedy jokes
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
These gags are killing me!
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?