Comedy jokes

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.

Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

A: They tend to crash and burn.

My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

...I told him to lighten up.

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

They never get old.

These gags are killing me!

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.

What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.

Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!

Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: They're not even that deep.

Dark humor is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?

I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?