Comedy jokes
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
rapboat whenever he talks
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
All these jokes are all plane.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.