What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
Comedy Jokes
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
These gags are killing me!
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
