Comedy

Comedy jokes

Dark Humor

Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!

Mom: Exactly.

9/11

Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

A: They tend to crash and burn.

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  • Pokemon

    Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

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  • Girl

    What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.

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  • Guy

    The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

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  • Clown

    Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

    Friend

    My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

    ...I told him to lighten up.

    Hitler

    What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!

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  • Charity

    What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

    They never get old.

    Blonde joke

    A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."

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