Comedy jokes
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
These gags are killing me!
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.