I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Whats the difference between a jesus and the baby in my basement? Jesus died a virgin
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
what where Stephen hawkings last words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2jGy76v0Y
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
Knock knock Who’s there? Tank Tank who? Your welcome Hehehehe😛😛😛
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
How do you open a banana :answer with a mon-key
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
