Comedy jokes
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
These are meannnnn.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
It's a RUF life in Africa.