Comedy jokes
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
69.
Not funny joke.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
These are meannnnn.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"