Comedy jokes
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
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Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?