Comedy jokes
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
69.
Not funny joke.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.