Comedy jokes

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?

The boomerang comes back.

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog’s fingers.

69.

Not funny joke.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.

What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?

He flew up!

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

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