What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Comedy Jokes
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
69.
Not funny joke.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
