Comedy jokes
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Here's a joke: Your life.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.