Comedy jokes
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Not funny joke.
69.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.