Comedy

Comedy jokes

Orphan

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Japan

Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”

Friend 1: “Yeah.”

Friend 2: “Yea.”

Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”

Friend 3: “I love anime.”

Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*

Comedian

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.

God

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

Night

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

Orphan

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

9/11

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

Nut

Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!

(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)

Bro

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

A B 💿.

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

Girl

Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.

Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!

Rachel: Alright!

On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.

Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!

Frog

What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog’s fingers.