Comedy jokes
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
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Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
69.
Not funny joke.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!