Comedy jokes
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!