Comedy jokes
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
So (DYM 132).
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Dez nuts!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Spaceballs: The Joke.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.