Comedy jokes
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Dez nuts!
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Goofy ahh jokes below.
So (DYM 132).
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!