Comedy jokes

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.

So (DYM 132).

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Who is funnier, me or Gwen?

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.

Head and Shoulders!

What do you call an Eskimo stripper?

A frosty-tute.

Spaceballs: The Joke.

Last night I slipped on a banana.

My friend said it was a-peeling!

Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.