Comedy jokes
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
So (DYM 132).
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.