Comedy jokes
So (DYM 132).
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.