Comedy jokes
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
So (DYM 132).
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Dez nuts!
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.