Comedy jokes

Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?

A. They're just in bad taste.

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.

Head and Shoulders!

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

What do you call an Eskimo stripper?

A frosty-tute.

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.

Dez nuts!

Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!

I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!

I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!

Goofy ahh jokes below.

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.