Comedy jokes
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Dez nuts!
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!