Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life.
I don't care about her life either hahahaha!! :)
My Dick
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARADE OF RABBITS HOPPING BACKWARDS?
a receding hare-line!!!!!
Steven Hawkins couldn't take the stairway to Heaven he had to take the lift
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
friend: you are joking me: joking on deez nuts
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
