Come Jokes

why did the mailman come to the house? To come back with the milk

why did the white girl come back from african

because they was no water for her to drink i'm black

my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;

That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

If lint comes from pockets, where dose a cockroach come from?

the terrorists said over the inter com we re coming up to our destination so we cant go over it we cant go under we have to go through it

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"

what do both a hooker and a customer have in common, they come onto each other

I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.

I stool a wheelchair I knew the owner would come crawling back

Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name only the dog comes back.

With Great Depression comes great antidepressants

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked. "Daddy why are you banned from coming to elementary school?", The dad calmly replies. "Because that's how I met your mother.".