Here comes the plane the twins ☠️
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I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I I have sex my eyes hurt. He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
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What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love? “The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. They have to come out of the closet sometime
Why are most vacuums gay? They’re always coming out of the closet
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs.... so where did the pus come from.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this
Does an orphanage have daddy issues
Yes because he didn't come back form getting the milk
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
roses r red voilets r blue all the worse jokes come from u
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?" Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled "16!"
my uncles like the moon. he comes out at night
How old are 911 victims ? There toddlers here come the airplane!
