What do theh twin towers and your siblings have in common? once they tunr 18 they never come back
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aigh there maytee thy catch o the day be crabs.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What’s an orphans least favorite school event? Home coming!
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
- Come post!
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
whats the differneces between me and elizabeth afton .... her dad always comes back.
Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back
One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage
why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room
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yo, if russia comes to the USA just know their reboot cards dont expire
Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?
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Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Roses are red, Violets are Violet. I mean, come on it's literally in the name!
I think am a boomerang because I always come back to you
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming
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