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Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?

Any ideas?

SHIT!!!!

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

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I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

Me: *watching TV*

Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!

Me: Really?

Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!