Come jokes

And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why can't orphans eat chips?

Because they come in family size.

Why was Mrs. Claus upset?

Because Santa only comes once a year.

What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?

"Thanks for coming."

What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.

Come, my children, to the bread cult!

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?

A: Because the ball comes back.

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

The lady says, "Come again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.

What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.

Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.

Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?

A: Make sure to come upstairs!

A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.

"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"

"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't have a closet to come out of.