Color jokes
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Memes
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.