Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
