Color jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.