Color jokes

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?

"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.

"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

What’s red and white and black all over?

A dead white man at night time!

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.

Roses are red, the grass is greener,

Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.

How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))

The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??

An apple walked into the clinic.

The doctor asked what his favorite color was.

The apple said "red." :)

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

Because they're good at separating colors.