Color jokes
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
Memes
only if peter was black
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.