Color jokes
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"
Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"
Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."
Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"
Husband: "Gold, of course!"
Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.