Color jokes
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What's black and white?
History.
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.