Color jokes
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Memes
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
What's black and white?
History.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
