what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
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how do u cut your grass without a lawnmower? - u dye it blue and it will cut itself
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange A black Woman dressed for church
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
Girls: OMG wat color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue
What's yellow and can't swim? a school bus full of kids
What's red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
What is the difference between cum and milk... NOTHING they are both white and tasty
If I were in a staring contest with you I would be looking at a rainbow
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What's wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
Q: Whats brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What color flowers do mama cats like to get? Purrrrrrrple flowers.
