Color jokes
So, Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "Okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well, come with me out to my dad's car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car, she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Memes
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
What's black and white?
History.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.