Color jokes
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!