Color jokes
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What's black and white?
History.
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.