Color

Color jokes

Genocide

Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?

He never learned to mix the colors.

Rubix Cube

Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.

Nun

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun that fell down the stairs.

What's black, white, and laughing?

The nun that pushed her.

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  • White House

    Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."

    Orphan

    Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

    Rickroll

    Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

    Laundry

    Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?

    He won't separate the whites from the colors...

    Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.

    Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."

    Chess

    Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

    Penguin

    What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

    What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

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