Color jokes
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Look at my art!
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.