Color jokes
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.