Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
What's black and white?
History.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
