Color jokes
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.