what color is sonics ball.
Blue because he keeps getting rejected
What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Roses are red the grass is greener every time I think of you I play with my weenier
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons and I am not talking about the balls you play with I am talking about the boy balls
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft
Why are Americans so good at rubix cubes?
They are skilled at seperating colors.
Why did the tomato go red because it saw salad dressing
Roses are red, Larry is bad. I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van.
Roses are blue violets are blue
What ohh shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia
Yo mama so stupid her favorite color is clear
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was “remarkable.”
Kate ate food coloring last night she said she was dying inside
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination the doctor found that the patients pants were shedding color.
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
