So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3
I asked a kid why so blue didn't relies his parents were chocking him out
What is black , white and red all over
A dead zebra 🦓
i saw a yellow bus and i knew that some-ting was wong. the bus was white
WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why do pills work? Because they r white
my shirt is only red when i think about sex
What's red green and smells like shit
...Red and green shit
What is white ,black ,and red and can't fit through a revolving door. a nun with a spear through her head
What colors were Kurt Cobains eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What is brown and extremely sticky.......A stick
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
roses are red, violets are blue, i am gay, so are you.
Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination the doctor found that the patients pants were shedding color.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia Is the fear of white.
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So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What's white red blue and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
