Color jokes
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.