Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Color Jokes
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
