Color jokes
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!