Color jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

Donald Trump is, like, really orange.

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.

What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender.

What is red, white, and goes round and round?

A baby in a blender.

What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?

A dead nun rolling down a hill.

What’s twelve inches and white?

Nothing.

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

What's big and black?

My balls.

If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?

Your mama so white that her first number was 911.

What is black and white and red all over?

An interracial abortion.

So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?

... plane.