Color jokes
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.