Color jokes

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.

The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.

"Orange, orange, orange."

"Knock, knock."

"Orange."

"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"

Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?

Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Donald Trump is, like, really orange.

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.

What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender.

What is red, white, and goes round and round?

A baby in a blender.

What’s twelve inches and white?

Nothing.

What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?

A dead nun rolling down a hill.

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.