Color jokes

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.

The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"

Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"

Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."

Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"

Husband: "Gold, of course!"

Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."

Donald Trump is, like, really orange.

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.

What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender.

What is red, white, and goes round and round?

A baby in a blender.

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

What’s twelve inches and white?

Nothing.

What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?

A dead nun rolling down a hill.