What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Not to be rude or anything but im not adopted my bf is and some of these are really mean because sometimes there parents give them up just because there ugly or just because of there skin color We should stop making fun of them and yes i do gigle sometimes but they can be relay hurtful sometimes
Why did the tomato go red because it saw salad dressing
What is a rednecks favorite color? Blue
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Roses are red, Larry is bad. I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van.
Roses are blue violets are blue
What ohh shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia
WHY IS THE SUN RED TODAY?Turned Red Today. Here's Why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
Just to get things straight I'm NOT I REPEAT NOT RACIST but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: your skin is so black and ugly.( for the 5th time ) Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color! Bully: ew no I don't! Me: then why do you keep talking about it?
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
