Color jokes
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Guys, I'm back...
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What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.