Color jokes
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!