Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What's big and black?
My balls.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
