Frog in a Blender

What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, dummy! Explain bear here. So, you got a frog, right? And it's green. But then you blend it, and it turns red 'cause of, like, blood and guts. And it goes 90 miles an hour 'cause it's spinning in the blender. Duh! You probably still think the Earth is flat, don't you?

Comments (1)

Gwen

4 years ago

Omg that is so funny

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