When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water, Jack fell down his cock was out and Jill gained a daughter
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
My cock, lmao.
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
