Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Cock Jokes
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
My cock, lmao.
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
