Cock jokes
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.