How did my dad know I was gay? He stuck his cock I me and I liked it.
Spare
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
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Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
why do orphins always come back becauces i love cock
ima start callin these hoes roosters cus any cock-A-do
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole? Suck his big cock
Why do catholic priest suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish? because it taste like a vienna sausage
D: Johnny Johnny J: Yes papa? D: Eating sugar J: No papa! D: Telling Lies J: No Papa D: Open your mouth, Now full of cock. :)
-Dark humor
My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock, I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick but he said it doesn’t taste that bad so I’ll give it a shot
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole 🕳 from the men's locker room? too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability? suck a big cock.
whats the difference between 5 cocks and a Joke? I can't take I joke
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and your ready to fire.
What does your dads cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick
