Cock jokes
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
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Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!