Glory Hole Surprise

Me be straight and bored.

Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.

Out up spending the rest of the night there.

About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you dum-dum! This dude thinks he's straight, right? But then he ends up at a bar with a glory hole and spends all night gettin' busy. Turns out, he was suckin' on a dude's junk the whole time! LOL! You probably don't even know what a glory hole is, do you? You are so innocent and wholesome and you don't get out much, huh?