So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
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if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock
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What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
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My girl freind called me a cock sucker but HEY 20 dollars is 20 dollars
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Hey girl are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock
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Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
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