Cock jokes
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
Cock.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
cock, cock, and cum
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.