Cock jokes
Nice cock, bitch.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
Dwayne the Cock Johnson is the man
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.