What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth
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What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock A: a man!
If her age is on the clock she gets the cock
A cock really has a sad life, he’s hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!
Clash Royale=CR Angry Birds=AB Minecraft=MC Talking Ben=TB Clash of Clans=COC🤨
jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy but, jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock and jills real name was randy
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag ? A. She can taste it on her brothers cock.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock she's probably just pulling you're leg
Why did the heterosexual man 👨 put a mask 😷 on his cock to protect himself from covid silly boy 👦 😜
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its cock
What do gay men like cocks? 🍦🍦 🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
I want your cock in my rock bottom
fila is a cool brand. I fila cock in my ass
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock spit out the feathers
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers and orgasms. Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
