Cock

Cock jokes

Ocean

In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!

Brother

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

Man

The man told the women, β€œRoses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Memes

Incest

Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

Mask

Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.

Gay Men

What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

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  • Thumb

    My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."

    Heterosexual men

    Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

    Pedophile

    A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.

    "Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"

    The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"

    Gay Man

    What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

    Spit out the feathers.

    Book

    My cock was in the book of world records...

    The librarian told me to take it out.

    Donald Trump

    Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.

    Blowjob

    πŸ€” What do gay men who are physically handicapped β™Ώ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when πŸ€” he has another man's 😍 πŸ˜‹ 😜 😏 😳 πŸ˜‰ cock inside πŸ˜‹ of his warm mouth πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ give a πŸ‘ πŸ‘ good blowjob?

    Period

    How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.

    Blind guy

    So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.

    A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."