Cock

Cock Jokes

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "I Zora Cock!"

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy "what's she like?'"

The boy says "Big Cocks and vodka"

I was lying on the bed the other night and my mrs was playing with my cock trying to get it to go hard, she asked me whats the matter i said i just dont find women without hair very attractive