Cock

Cock Jokes

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day, he replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

I went to China and said I have a big cock so they thought I said they look like a cock then I realised I said it in English

What did the swearing hen say?

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK! (It's cluck)

What did the cussing rooster say?

Cock-a-poo-dle phew!