What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock A: a man!
What does your dads cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
