Clothing jokes
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
I just shed my pants.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.