Clothing jokes
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."