What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
