Clothing jokes
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."