Clothing jokes
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!