why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
A man went to buy 5 undie so he said hi 5 undis plz 1 4 each weekday.and then another man comes and said hi 7 undies please 1 for each day and theyll finish cleaning by sunday so the cashier said now thats more like it and then another person said hi 12 undies please wait imma double check january fe
One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,.....Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
an emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry and he says to his clothes"i wish i were you"
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room
The present: Laundry
*gunshot*
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me
What starts with a P and ends in an S? (hint: men have it and women want it) Pockets
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What did the shirt say to the pants?? Belt.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge
YO MAMA!
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
what do you call a stupid mannequin? a dummy
Why do nuns not wear bra's? God supports everything.
