What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
I just shed my pants.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
My question is how fat people fit in tuxedoes, honestly don’t wear those wear ur regular clothes, ur belly is just gonna pop out
my jacket tore a little bit. it's a ripper.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
I ran out of bras, so I wore.... MY GRANDMAS UNDERPANTS
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
what do cheetahs wear to work they can't change because cheetahs cant change there spots
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
