Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Jokes

Bet

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

Lego

Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.

Time

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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  • Light

    Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

    Titanic

    The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!

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  • Water

    Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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  • Shower

    Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.

    Street

    There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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  • Living Room

    Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

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  • Sign

    Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.

    Apple

    Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

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  • Sonic

    Sonic can run around the world in a second.

    In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.