I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
I went home one day, and three guysβa Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guyβtold me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
