Chinese jokes

Grace...what stinks?

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?

A: Use dental floss.

Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?

Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

What do you call a Chinese boxer?

U lamb chow.

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.

Me and my mom order Chinese food.

My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."

Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.

Joke not up for debate.

I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."

I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.

Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"