Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
grace ... what...stinks
I ask my sister why does the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time. My siister said to me I love him long time.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
what do you call me. chinese
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
why are there no guns in China? They might do some ting Wong!
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist Tooth hurty (2:30)
You have Chinged your last Chong.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office, buck teeth implants
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
