What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Why did the snake eat a panda?
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Grace...what stinks?
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
