Chinese

Chinese Jokes

Guy

What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?

同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)

Wing

What do you call 2 wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪

Bar

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

Cat

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

Waiter

What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."

Name

How do Chinese people name their children?

They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get the Chinese Daily!

Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!

Food

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

Man

Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?

Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.

Chin

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

Implant

What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.

Mom

Me and my mom order Chinese food.

My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."

Debate

Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.

Joke not up for debate.