Chinese jokes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Grace...what stinks?
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
"Ohh wing wing."
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.