Chinese jokes
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Memes
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
"Ohh wing wing."
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
asdf.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."