Chinese jokes
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Memes
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
"Ohh wing wing."
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
asdf.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.