Chinese jokes
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Memes
Salute to this awesome setup
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
"Ohh wing wing."
asdf.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”