Chinese jokes
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!