Chinese jokes
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
"Ohh wing wing."
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.