Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows: Sum ting wong Wei Toh Low Ho Lee Fuk Ban Din Ouch
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka Ching
Zachary Disease Joke🤣🤣🤣 https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip?? A"plick".
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Did you see that chinese man with no legs? No I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes. Isn't that the chinese man with no legs fault? Its not like He Go Ann Hi Weh
grace ... what...stinks
I know a Chinese joy rider Tommy Tookamotor
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex? "Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.
I asked a <a href="https://chritmis.com/romantic-good-morning-messages/">Chinese girl </a> for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
Yo mama so stupid
When she was in mandarin class, she asked "Where are the mandarins? Im hungry"
A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench...
After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle, and *smashes* it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg.... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What do u call a guy with a long chin
Chino-Chinese
What's a Fortnite player's favourite era? The 90's!
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
