Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."
Zachary Disease Joke🤣🤣🤣 https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
