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This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.
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Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows: Sum ting wong Wei Toh Low Ho Lee Fuk Ban Din Ouch
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka Ching
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An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?" The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What's a Fortnite player's favourite era? The 90's!
what did the snake say to the mouse ?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A new born daughter...
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"
which means, "keep striving in life"
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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Who do Chinese people name their kids
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs
A chinese drug dealer said to me "Do you like my cocaine?" I replied "Not since he starred in Zulu".
I asked a <a href="https://chritmis.com/romantic-good-morning-messages/">Chinese girl </a> for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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