Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Chinese Jokes
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"
And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."
Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."
And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"
And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"
And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"
And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
You have Chinged your last Chong.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
