When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
