Chinese jokes

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.

In Soviet Russia,

You love Chinese and hate Chinese.

Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"

Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣

https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs

You have Chinged your last Chong.

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."

The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."

Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.

Did you hear about the Chinese student?

Me neither.

How do Chinese people play in Spy?

They can't.

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?

Because they ate the bases.

A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.

The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"

What are some red flags?

Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.

Who do Chinese people name their kids?

Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.

A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"

I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

What do you call me?

Chinese?

Every culture has weird food.

Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.