Chinese jokes
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
ALL ASIANS
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.