Chinese jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
You have Chinged your last Chong.
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.