Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Two guys are captured by native Chinese. They give them two choices: 1. Death. 2. 他妈的
The first guy: What's 他妈的?
The Chinese: Fucking.
The first guy chooses death.
Second guy to himself: Well, I'll let these sick fucks fuck me. At least I'll be alive...
The Chinese: Come on, we don't have all day.
Second guy: I choose 他妈的.
The Chinese: Ok, 他妈的 to the death!
Why can't Indians play football play football
Every time they get a corner they open u a shop, 🙉
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Why is the fanny flat because so it can flop about
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
