Chinese jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
ALL ASIANS
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.